Dad: What is Ur Result?
Son: I Failed.
Dad: Dont Call me Dad Onwards.
Son: Dad, Its not the Result of DNA Test.
BOy: My GirlFreind brOke up with me &
sent me pictures Of her
with her new BoyFreind.
Freind: really bad, what did yu dO?
bOy: i sent them 2 her dad!
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Alladin ka chirag mila, maine jinn se bola,
Ish SMS ko padne wale ki buddhi ko 10 guna bada do. . . . ..
Jinn bola multiplication can't be applied on zero.
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Ye 1 RAAZ ki BAAT Hain....
Kisi ko Batana nahi!!!
Nahi Bataoge Na????
WADA????
To Suno....
...
...
GANGADHAR HI SHAKTIMAAN THA!!!!!
Agar tum 'BEWAKUF' ho to SMS milte hi miss call dena,
'ULLU' ho to MSG karna.
Agar 'GADHA' ho to call karna,
aur 3 o ho to kuch mat karna
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
